Sunday, December 14, 2008

hi everyone!! i am back!!

Sorry folks !! i was absent from here for an ages i guess :( my apology .. all these time i was soo busy with so many things .. yet i am busy but i will continue with my blog again .. and its all because of my dear lovely friend frida .. i just read her now and felt like i must share mine too to everyone . I need to fix my blog .. i just found out the video i uploaded they are not working anymore !!! :( too bad .. i will have something else instead .. i will check if youtube link are supported here or not .. and folks give me feedback .. which will help me to improve :)

love you all .. bye!

Merry Xmas and wish you all a very happy new year!!!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Bangali with Gates

It takes guts to be a Bengali!!

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate was Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali ) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who
do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas
said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said
to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stayed.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who did not have management diplomas
to leave. 500 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I left
school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who did not speak Serbo -
Croat to leave. 498 people left the room.Debdas said to himself, ' I
do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So
he stayed and found himself with one other candidate. Everyone else
had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Debdas turned to the other candidate and said - 'Ki cholchhe
dada. Kemon achho.'(Whats up brother? How are you?) The other
candidate answered - 'bhalo achhi bhai.'(I am well.)

Saturday, September 29, 2007

QUESTIONS THAT U CANT ANSWER(TRY IT OUT)

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston , Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston , Massachusetts . The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion "Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

14. In Okmulgee , Oklahoma , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

16. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?


*ANSWERS*

1. A coffin.

2. The child was born before 1776.

3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.

5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

8. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
9. Nine.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. "One word"
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. Meat.

==== Collected randomly from internet

Monday, September 10, 2007

10 Habbits of a Loving couple

by Alanna Webb


Romance is a way to express your love, the icing on the cake... but don't wait for special occasions to express your love. Make sure that you nurture your loving relationship by practicing these basic habits in your day-to-day life. These may seem very basic, but how many do you do? Don't despair... it's never too late to adopt good, loving habits.

1. Say 'I Love You' at least once a day. Your partner does need to hear the words.

2. Kiss good-bye and hello. Throw in a hug while you're at it.

3. 'Date' your partner for the rest of your lives. Treat your partner even better than when you were dating... Remember that you are sweethearts ~ * open her door * straighten his tie * hold out her chair * hold hands when you're walking together

4. Don't sweat the small stuff. You can let his/her bad habits bother you to distraction... or you can accept them, and work around them. Does she leave the cap off the toothpaste? Buy separate tubes... Does he leave clothes laying around? Ignore them, or pick them up, remembering just how much he does for you in other ways. Or, make it easier for your partner to satisfy you... buy several clothes hampers and keep them handy. ;-)

5. Concentrate on the positive. Instead of thinking about the ways that s/he lets you down, think of all the positive things about your partner that drew you to them in the first place.

6. Take a breather when you're mad. Don't try to talk when either of you are angry. Take a few minutes to walk around the block, lay down, just get away from each other so you can regroup. A short break will allow you both to stay on track and discuss what's bothering you instead of accidently making personal insults that you will regret later.

7. Don't use your partner's secrets or weaknesses against them... ever! What may seem insignificant, trivial, or cute to you may be serious to your partner. Recognize what is important to your partner, and don't discuss it with your friends, mother, his family, anyone! And certainly don't throw the words back at them in an argument. A loving relationship is one of the most intimate and trusting that anyone can have.

8. Think about your partner first. If both of you do this, then you can't help but win! Say 'yes' to your partner as often as possible... go to that sports event with him, get him out on that golf course because he loves golf, make life easier for your partner, and hopefully they will do the same for you!

9. R-E-S-P-E-C-T your partner. Don't badmouth your partner to anyone! When you talk about your partner, let your respect and love shine through.

10. Find a way to regroup together every day. Discover what works well for you both... eat a meal together, meet for happy hour drinks, skip Leno at night and just lay in bed in the dark, take a walk around the block, etc. You can even mix things up and vary your routine. If one of you is travelling, call home at night just to hear their voice. The point is to spend time together daily, just talking or breathing the same air, feeling connected.

Remember... the more you put into your relationship, the more you gain! Make love and romance a part of your daily life!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

LingvoSoft Dictionary 2007(40 languages included)


Discription
The new LingvoSoft Talking Dictionary 2007 for Windows is part of a complete language learning
and management solution for your PC. With the release of the new and updated Dictionary 2007
software long before the end of 2006 you too can be the first one ready for the New Year.

The new LingvoSoft Dictionary 2007 for Windows consists of three elements:
Linguistic, Interface, and Integration.
Linguistic Extended and corrected vocabulary.
Word by word translation.
Advanced Spell-Check function (finds misspelled and incorrectly entered words)
Sophisticated Synonyms search (provides a list of synonyms for a selected word)
Translations complete with part of speech, gender, comment, transcription, sentence examples.


Includes transcriptions for English entries
Language information included for almost 40 languages
English Grammar information
Interface State-of-the-art TTS (text-to-speech) functionality
Adjustable user interface (toolbars, font settings, colors, etc.)
English, French, German, Spanish and Russian language interfaces
Quick paste and translate (translates a selected word in other application with just one click)
Personalized User Dictionaries (create, add, and edit you own personal dictionaries)
Input Line search speeds up the work by finding the words matching any sequence of symbols as entered.


History function lets you easily view and select previously entered words
Integration Full Integration with LingvoSoft FlashCards and LingvoSoft PhraseBook.
Easily select and export words to the FlashCards database or search the PhraseBook
for the phrases containing the desired word.

Integrated with Microsoft Office (Internet Explorer, Outlook, Word).
A small toolbar lets you move the selected word to the dictionary from.

Download

http://rapidshare.com/files/33916713/L_Soft_D_07.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/33915853/L_Soft_D_07.part2.rar

Password

about-sexxx.com

OBS! Heartliest Thanks to about-sexxx.com where I got the information..

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Dictionary Polish -> English




Saturday, May 19, 2007

Download YouTube Video




To download video from Youtube you dont have to install any software. Just follow the procedure below.

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fijBUeqiW0g

2. Add "kiss" after "www." .. like this ..

3. http://www.kissyoutube.com/watch?v=fijBUeqiW0g

Then the rest guide you can get from the page !

Thanks..